gear slut humor

So the question is: Wife or modular synth?
I guess I gotta weigh the pros and cons:

1. Can push their buttons easily
2. Nice user interface
3. LFO on the synth is great; LFO on the wife - downright fun!
4. Both make an awful lot of noise
5. Can shut the synth off
6. synth can be turned on much easier than wife
7. synth never gets a headache
8. "Ring" modulator is much more expensive for the wife
9. Will probably pay more attention to the synth than the wife
10. Can get mercifully pounded while playing synth at 1 a.m.,
will get mercilessly pounded by wife for playing synth at 1 a.m.
11. Expanding synth - good. Expanding wife - bad.
12. It's okay to come home to find best friend on the synth